Happy Halloween

Well that's Halloween done we survived the day without being hunted down by evil spirits but will we survive till midnight wooooooo
Boo
Lol sorry could not resist it
Well what a day work not to bad quite good in fact which is good came home and fixed me Julie's phone it took ages lol all of six seconds hehe bless her she lost with out her phone. Then we lit the pumpkins which even if I do say my self were feffin fantastic see pic below






And the boys looked good in there face paint orkun did not do as well as luke with his haul of sweets bless him






Now I'm chillin in bed

Word of the day. ... BOO

Saying of the day ...that's a bit harsh init

Happy Halloween everyone
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My art work is done

Well even if I do say so my self this years pumkin creations have exceeded all my previous efforts lol


Now there safely tucked up in bed in the fridge awaiting all the trick or treaters
Thank you boys for you help
We has a good day today starting with a walk round wroxham which ended up pissing a certain turkish Pratt of lol oh well what a shame he should of text before he set off or at the very least when he was within an hour of getting to ours
Now we all set for the x factor results
Night night all

Thought of the day: hahaha you turkish twat

Word of the day: twat

Saying of the day: moron

Picture of the day two love bird swans



And finally a picture of me julie and lukey



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Still awake

It's seven fifty one and I just wanna fall back to sleep, I not tired just wanna be lazy lol
Just thought some one might want to know that lol.



Now I am Just waiting blog space pmsl
Still
What else is there to do when
U can't sleep oh yeah I know let's see if I can wake me julie up lol bye for now
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Awake and the clocks went back

Well it's 7.33 am and I've been awake since five minutes to seven.Its a weird morning cause it's the morning that the clocks ave gone back, a quirky British thing back in the autumn forward in the spring It will be dark on the way back home.

Well last night I survived the x factor Halloween special
Scary me thinks not bad singers eeer hell yes . The show was made by simon cowell
And now it's just tat
Ahaaaa the neighbours are up how do I know this I can here them
Slamming there car doors
What we doing today well orkun should be back dont when he arriving he been to twats aka
I'll Give twenty pound to orkun for football but I not pay for school trips. We hang on you don't give any anyway u tight fisted turkish twat. That situation does lend itself to orkun u fortunately missing the odd school Trip .But we won't get blame for it I'll make sure of it

Word of the day so far is neighbours

Quote of the day do far gotta be you tight fisted turkish twat

And raise a glass to Liverpool
Fc winning yesterday woop woop

Whoo hoo what a game
Norwich had I'm not acanarie fan but they are our local team tweet tweet
Went a birdy pmsl

Now home and awaiting the start of my teams match come on the mighty reds of LFC
Lye in tomoz orkun not got footy and not here it's been quiet missed you
U orky
Now where's a beer

Now in the pub

Well I'm now in the pub with my gorgeous julie and luke and we watching footy Norwich v Blackburn I even had a bet that Norwich will win woop woop come on the canaries or is that budgie lol

Some might say

But seriously have you seen what they doing to pumpkins its wrong on so many levels but oh so right
See for your self

That's just wrong

Word so far of the day PADANTIC

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Off to the pub to watch some footy

Well the guests have gone we've been into Norwich and back and now dadadadaaaaaa we about to walk into town to the pub and watch some football an have a drink woop woop does this look like a face that's happy yes it does



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Things that piss me off

Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am



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Things that piss me off

Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am

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Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am

Friday ta daaaaa

Well it Friday been too work and it wasn't that bad today not too busy apart from one spell Early afternoon

Came home once again I took scenic rout that's the the bloody road works in coltishall bout time they did there diversion signs a bit better

Now I fed and chilled after a bath and shave in the house today we have have Womble aka traci and the Shan and some strange woman called lynsey who luke has now nicknamed Wendy and her son bob don't say curtains otherwise she will laugh

Julie just doing her nails

Word of the day ouch

Quote of the day 'whatever'

Nick name of the day shaun the sheep

Pic of julie doing nails

Phew what a day

Well what a day lol got up. Agitated the crappy road works to nori h to get to work, but the bonus was now got better bulbs for. At so they much better and can finally see lol

Good day at work plenty off laughs but tomoz will be harder. But a good team at work and we all support each other . I've got weekend off as well so two days off.

Weirdly there the a strange woman in our house and two extra kids at moment think her names Womble lol

Still had tea and a chill out just had a shower now watching shameless lol still a funny programme

Word of the day knobicus

Quote of the day 'are they fookin useless'

Below find a picture of me julie havin here hair done
She gonna kill me for sticking it on here but she looks gorgeous with any hair do x x

And here's a pic of Julie's work on her friends nails getting good babe love you

Up early

Well I got up early and managed to drag myself to tesco's all by seven am in the morning not bad hey and lol every little helps sorry could not resist that.

Then I was off to work I went got all the trucks oh and then into the office hard days work ring ring goes the telephone. And even managed to get me some new light bulbs fitted to the car, big thanks to paul who fitted them for me. Cheers bud.

Still the day went soso and when all said and done there was only ever gonna be one person who can piss me off and guess what they do and they have pmsl it's genuinely good to know that I was right.

Still I paid all my bills that needed paying and had a great tea thank you babe love you loads.

Now chilling on the sofa watching crap on the telly

Word of the day is knob

Quote of the day twats will inherit the earth, but alcohol will still make it better

And for the hope on the world the picture of the day is of a rainbow that I took a photo of above work at five o clock today

Cough cough

Me and me julie cough coughing all over the place we just can't shake it lol

Work today was good lets hope it stays that way lol. Missed me julie and boys big time hate working when they on holiday
Still came home home to
A lovely meal pie and veg and roast potatoes with simply the best gravy which can only be made by me julie.
Still I'm relaxed and bathed and shaved and now waiting nay enduring coronation street and eastenders just to get to terra nova programme booooo lol
Terra nova not bad but hey it's way better than corrie and eastenders

Quote of the day "just passing phone over too lifting"

Word of the day poorwabybaby
The pic explains me julie not a well bunny not got out of pj's all day

Sunday and cold

Well after a terrible result for lfc against Norwich we should of won ten nil but drew instead 1-1 we then watched x factor god that's a shit programme

Simon cowslip should really get a better programme and the judges fuck me Tulsa or what ever her name is Cheryl cole wannabee or what and Gary boring Barlow he speaks I go comatose

Still it's Sunday morning it's cold and guess where we gotta go that's right football brrrr cold

He's happy though me n julie ain't though would rather stay in bed

Will update later

Word so far of the day

Nooooooo

Quote if the day so far ... Do I have to get up

Winter Sun looks great

On my drive into the work this morning the sun rise looked fabulous so good in fact I nearly stopped and took a picture.

Work today was not bad at all ticked along nicely got all the paperwork done and we all chipped in and tidied the office up so big thanks to all concerned

Got home and picked the prescriptions up to save me julie a trip into town and then I came home and sealed round the wood flooring in the entrance way

I then decided to walk back into town and go to sainsburys for pizza for tea woop whoop

Now I is in the bath, and almost ready for the new series of walking dead followed by x factor and a night of fun with the boys and me julie

Word of the day gosh ... Eeer fuckin in hell let me see bollocks what's the word oh that's it Tourette's is the word of the day I can't fuckin remember why though

How rude orkun lol

Phoning sky need I say more

On phone to sky what a surprise what a surprise a foreigner who could barely understand English

Oh well

Still got up this morning and it was not frosty so that was a bonus, work was busy, as usual but it did go quickly and we had pizza for breakfast
Home now fed and bathed thank you Mrs Rockliffe

Now I spread out on the sofa chillin with me julie

Word of the day woohoo

Moan of the day drivers in Norwich who think an unrestricted sign means 24 miles an hour tossers
And finally the walking dead returns to tv tonight woohoo

And out came the scoob

Got up this morning and looked out the window and what did I see piss all cause it was dark. Nah really it was dark but it was icy, first frost of this winter

Got to work and had me scoob round me neck and never took it of all day and I think me woolly hat came of at three pm

Work was busy busy busy big hi to eoin who friend requested me on Facebook me and another worker have set him up with val haha if only he knew but hey it might be a match made in speedy lol

Luke not feelin to well had to take him out of hours doctors but he will live lol
Me julie all I getting from her is brrr it's freezing lol but she does look sexy love you babe

Word of the day it's a bit of a mash up of a word but here it is fuckwaaah

Thought of the day god I wanna tap my wife's arse

Laters

Is my blog publishing to face book

Sometimes me thinks

Well I now in bath in fact have been for a while now think my skin going pruny pmsl

Hard day at work oh well and have a head ache to boot

Me julie got locked out of house this afternoon
Bless her but Isis chuckle to myself

Well suppose had better get out of bath

Word of the day fuck

Pic of the day below

Chilled

Chilled in bath

Sofa and staying here till bedtime

Well after a drive to tesco and back I've done naff all now I chillaxin on the sofa and doing not else

Watchin legally blonde
Then watchin x factor
Then watching an idiot abroad cause I missed it on Friday
Then I'm taking mrs rockliffe upstairs and I aint coming down till morning

Woop woop

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Sunday mornings

Woke up early this morning again, but was soon drifting in and out of dream land, Woken up just by the Gingin walking up the bed and promptly getting in between covers with us
Check the pictures below

Then Gingin and rusty two Both came For Yoghurt

So you can see my cats are just nutters

Well it Sunday morning and I just don't want to get out of bed lovin the snuggles of me julie
(even if I have recorded her snoring)

She would kill me if I put it on here lol

More later

The sun is out

Well the sun is out in this gorgeous Saturday I've really been very busy got up Benin to the doctors for the flu jab with orkun, luke and me julie , Irkun was let's say a bit nervous but it was funny, reminded me of luke when he used to have his done,Ns I'm the one who scared of needles pmsl

To continue with the hard work I came home and layed the wood flooring by the front door

Now just awaiting the the start of the Liverpool v man utd match

Word so far for the day ouch

Oooooh I blogging lots today

Well I've been awake and up
Since six, Why well I don't know had a good nights sleep suppose I went to bed early, But still eigh and a half hours sleep not to bad.

I have been productive since i got up, I've tried to sort my blogger out so it pastes to face book and twitter, Why well cause it used to fuckin work but suddenly stopped working last night. How did I solve it I had to download another blog posting app on the iPhone, It seems to work now.

Also weighed myself again Down to well Let's say I've lost another pound so all in all I've lost 6 to 7 pounds woop woop.

I've had my slim fast and now I suppose I'll be hungry till my next one lol

Still in an hours time gotta get up and pick orkun up he had a sleep over birthday party last night and this morning We all have our flu jabs

On a tech note lovin this neww app it seems too work seamlessly with the new iOS 5

And I messenger wicked

Awake

Awake and it six o clock in morning

Word for the day looks like being bollocks

More later

It's the weekend

Woop woop no foot ball no work happy days

More later


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A sunny out door blog post

Well what a Sunday morning the sun is out and it's my fifth wedding anniversary
Woop woop more post will follow today but for now I'm enjoying the sun




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Lovin Saturday afternoon

Well after a hot and sweaty nights sleep,woke up and dragged myself to work saturdays are crap cause you go in for just three n half hours but great cause u can get quite a bit done when the phones not ringing constantly

Came home and helped me Julie with the garden and I trimmed the hedge it needed doing

Now we sun bathing in garden yes sunbathing in the garden on the 1st of October and it about 29 degrees wow woop woop

Have to say though the local weirdo came and tried to help with the moving of the slabs don't think that I could of ignored him any more lol I love my vacant face expressions lol



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