Things that piss me off
Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am
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