First aid and fire works

Well that got your attention what a title pmsl

Had a course today first aid in the workplace, to be honest it was a bit like tea bing people to suck eggs(but that's a bad idea it could be a choking hazard) hahaha

No to be honest it was very good and well presented so a big round of applause for the British red cross and for me for passing pmsl

So what did I do when I came home I went and but Orkuns arm in a sling why cause I trained to hahahaha he liked it

Then it was fire works we went to the ship in same place as last year it was fantastic a really good do below you will find a few pics and the boys had fun me julie got bunny ears and me I finally had my hog roast sandwich bliss

Happy fireworks night for tonight and remember remember the fifth of November
Word of the day dr abc (From first aid course)
Quote of the day... u what u lama licker
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Well what a day

Well it's been along hard slog at work today ring ring went the phones all day lol

Still I home
I in bed
Cuddling me julie

We had a little argument today she feeling a little stressed bless her, I just wish she would remember I love her loads and we in it together

Cause she my life ;) big time

Word of the day patience

Quote of the day ... It's a meerkat u know like a rubber doll
( twas not me who said that)

Night peeps


Pic of two love swans
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Dark evenings

Well now the clocks have gone back it certainly looks like winter is here, even if the cold weather isn't here ... Yet lol

Well work been really busy today which is great on too counts cause its good for the depot figures and it makes the day zip past really quickly
Nothing like the clocks going back for the vt1 tower light orders to come flying in

Must say a big thank you to mr bonner for asking his friend to fix my windscreen saved me a small fortune

Home now stopped off and bought me julie a bounty she loves them and occasionally I get to have a bite lol

Bathed shaved and now chilling on sofa with me julie rubbing me leg and yes it is my leg as well hahaha



Her t shirt spells it out lol spoilt rotten love you babe

Word of the day twollop it just fits
Quote of the day ... Is Saturday's match villas game of the season

Me thinks it could be lol


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Happy Halloween

Well that's Halloween done we survived the day without being hunted down by evil spirits but will we survive till midnight wooooooo
Boo
Lol sorry could not resist it
Well what a day work not to bad quite good in fact which is good came home and fixed me Julie's phone it took ages lol all of six seconds hehe bless her she lost with out her phone. Then we lit the pumpkins which even if I do say my self were feffin fantastic see pic below






And the boys looked good in there face paint orkun did not do as well as luke with his haul of sweets bless him






Now I'm chillin in bed

Word of the day. ... BOO

Saying of the day ...that's a bit harsh init

Happy Halloween everyone
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My art work is done

Well even if I do say so my self this years pumkin creations have exceeded all my previous efforts lol


Now there safely tucked up in bed in the fridge awaiting all the trick or treaters
Thank you boys for you help
We has a good day today starting with a walk round wroxham which ended up pissing a certain turkish Pratt of lol oh well what a shame he should of text before he set off or at the very least when he was within an hour of getting to ours
Now we all set for the x factor results
Night night all

Thought of the day: hahaha you turkish twat

Word of the day: twat

Saying of the day: moron

Picture of the day two love bird swans



And finally a picture of me julie and lukey



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Still awake

It's seven fifty one and I just wanna fall back to sleep, I not tired just wanna be lazy lol
Just thought some one might want to know that lol.



Now I am Just waiting blog space pmsl
Still
What else is there to do when
U can't sleep oh yeah I know let's see if I can wake me julie up lol bye for now
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Awake and the clocks went back

Well it's 7.33 am and I've been awake since five minutes to seven.Its a weird morning cause it's the morning that the clocks ave gone back, a quirky British thing back in the autumn forward in the spring It will be dark on the way back home.

Well last night I survived the x factor Halloween special
Scary me thinks not bad singers eeer hell yes . The show was made by simon cowell
And now it's just tat
Ahaaaa the neighbours are up how do I know this I can here them
Slamming there car doors
What we doing today well orkun should be back dont when he arriving he been to twats aka
I'll Give twenty pound to orkun for football but I not pay for school trips. We hang on you don't give any anyway u tight fisted turkish twat. That situation does lend itself to orkun u fortunately missing the odd school Trip .But we won't get blame for it I'll make sure of it

Word of the day so far is neighbours

Quote of the day do far gotta be you tight fisted turkish twat

And raise a glass to Liverpool
Fc winning yesterday woop woop

Whoo hoo what a game
Norwich had I'm not acanarie fan but they are our local team tweet tweet
Went a birdy pmsl

Now home and awaiting the start of my teams match come on the mighty reds of LFC
Lye in tomoz orkun not got footy and not here it's been quiet missed you
U orky
Now where's a beer

Now in the pub

Well I'm now in the pub with my gorgeous julie and luke and we watching footy Norwich v Blackburn I even had a bet that Norwich will win woop woop come on the canaries or is that budgie lol

Some might say

But seriously have you seen what they doing to pumpkins its wrong on so many levels but oh so right
See for your self

That's just wrong

Word so far of the day PADANTIC

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Off to the pub to watch some footy

Well the guests have gone we've been into Norwich and back and now dadadadaaaaaa we about to walk into town to the pub and watch some football an have a drink woop woop does this look like a face that's happy yes it does



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Things that piss me off

Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am



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Things that piss me off

Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am

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Things that piss me off

Well it's early Saturday in fact it's 07.40am and I'm friggin awake what's that about.
Still now I awake and compiling a list about things that piss me off
1. Being awake early on day off
2. Listening to next door neighbour load his fookin van early on your day off
3 man utd fans there just tossers
4 everton fans cause they just so plastic
5 Norfolk drivers the only drivers who ignore a fifty sign and fuckin drive at twenty five pissin miles an hour
6 road workers who can't be arsed to but direction signs up correctly
7 tv scheduling cause it was designed by a woman for a woman I mean hollyoakes followed by emerdale followed by coronation street by eastenders by holby or waterloo road I mean come on can't a bloke get access to the remote without losing his hand
8 the person at the garage who's paying for fuel while chatting like there best friends with the cashier but then u here them say they live fifty mile away fucks sake there a que behind Them
9 Norfolk drivers again
10 the chicken in the garden opposite that is gonna fuckin find its self covered in bisto if it don't stop cluckin at 7 am

Friday ta daaaaa

Well it Friday been too work and it wasn't that bad today not too busy apart from one spell Early afternoon

Came home once again I took scenic rout that's the the bloody road works in coltishall bout time they did there diversion signs a bit better

Now I fed and chilled after a bath and shave in the house today we have have Womble aka traci and the Shan and some strange woman called lynsey who luke has now nicknamed Wendy and her son bob don't say curtains otherwise she will laugh

Julie just doing her nails

Word of the day ouch

Quote of the day 'whatever'

Nick name of the day shaun the sheep

Pic of julie doing nails

Phew what a day

Well what a day lol got up. Agitated the crappy road works to nori h to get to work, but the bonus was now got better bulbs for. At so they much better and can finally see lol

Good day at work plenty off laughs but tomoz will be harder. But a good team at work and we all support each other . I've got weekend off as well so two days off.

Weirdly there the a strange woman in our house and two extra kids at moment think her names Womble lol

Still had tea and a chill out just had a shower now watching shameless lol still a funny programme

Word of the day knobicus

Quote of the day 'are they fookin useless'

Below find a picture of me julie havin here hair done
She gonna kill me for sticking it on here but she looks gorgeous with any hair do x x

And here's a pic of Julie's work on her friends nails getting good babe love you

Up early

Well I got up early and managed to drag myself to tesco's all by seven am in the morning not bad hey and lol every little helps sorry could not resist that.

Then I was off to work I went got all the trucks oh and then into the office hard days work ring ring goes the telephone. And even managed to get me some new light bulbs fitted to the car, big thanks to paul who fitted them for me. Cheers bud.

Still the day went soso and when all said and done there was only ever gonna be one person who can piss me off and guess what they do and they have pmsl it's genuinely good to know that I was right.

Still I paid all my bills that needed paying and had a great tea thank you babe love you loads.

Now chilling on the sofa watching crap on the telly

Word of the day is knob

Quote of the day twats will inherit the earth, but alcohol will still make it better

And for the hope on the world the picture of the day is of a rainbow that I took a photo of above work at five o clock today

Cough cough

Me and me julie cough coughing all over the place we just can't shake it lol

Work today was good lets hope it stays that way lol. Missed me julie and boys big time hate working when they on holiday
Still came home home to
A lovely meal pie and veg and roast potatoes with simply the best gravy which can only be made by me julie.
Still I'm relaxed and bathed and shaved and now waiting nay enduring coronation street and eastenders just to get to terra nova programme booooo lol
Terra nova not bad but hey it's way better than corrie and eastenders

Quote of the day "just passing phone over too lifting"

Word of the day poorwabybaby
The pic explains me julie not a well bunny not got out of pj's all day

Sunday and cold

Well after a terrible result for lfc against Norwich we should of won ten nil but drew instead 1-1 we then watched x factor god that's a shit programme

Simon cowslip should really get a better programme and the judges fuck me Tulsa or what ever her name is Cheryl cole wannabee or what and Gary boring Barlow he speaks I go comatose

Still it's Sunday morning it's cold and guess where we gotta go that's right football brrrr cold

He's happy though me n julie ain't though would rather stay in bed

Will update later

Word so far of the day

Nooooooo

Quote if the day so far ... Do I have to get up

Winter Sun looks great

On my drive into the work this morning the sun rise looked fabulous so good in fact I nearly stopped and took a picture.

Work today was not bad at all ticked along nicely got all the paperwork done and we all chipped in and tidied the office up so big thanks to all concerned

Got home and picked the prescriptions up to save me julie a trip into town and then I came home and sealed round the wood flooring in the entrance way

I then decided to walk back into town and go to sainsburys for pizza for tea woop whoop

Now I is in the bath, and almost ready for the new series of walking dead followed by x factor and a night of fun with the boys and me julie

Word of the day gosh ... Eeer fuckin in hell let me see bollocks what's the word oh that's it Tourette's is the word of the day I can't fuckin remember why though

How rude orkun lol

Phoning sky need I say more

On phone to sky what a surprise what a surprise a foreigner who could barely understand English

Oh well

Still got up this morning and it was not frosty so that was a bonus, work was busy, as usual but it did go quickly and we had pizza for breakfast
Home now fed and bathed thank you Mrs Rockliffe

Now I spread out on the sofa chillin with me julie

Word of the day woohoo

Moan of the day drivers in Norwich who think an unrestricted sign means 24 miles an hour tossers
And finally the walking dead returns to tv tonight woohoo

And out came the scoob

Got up this morning and looked out the window and what did I see piss all cause it was dark. Nah really it was dark but it was icy, first frost of this winter

Got to work and had me scoob round me neck and never took it of all day and I think me woolly hat came of at three pm

Work was busy busy busy big hi to eoin who friend requested me on Facebook me and another worker have set him up with val haha if only he knew but hey it might be a match made in speedy lol

Luke not feelin to well had to take him out of hours doctors but he will live lol
Me julie all I getting from her is brrr it's freezing lol but she does look sexy love you babe

Word of the day it's a bit of a mash up of a word but here it is fuckwaaah

Thought of the day god I wanna tap my wife's arse

Laters

Is my blog publishing to face book

Sometimes me thinks

Well I now in bath in fact have been for a while now think my skin going pruny pmsl

Hard day at work oh well and have a head ache to boot

Me julie got locked out of house this afternoon
Bless her but Isis chuckle to myself

Well suppose had better get out of bath

Word of the day fuck

Pic of the day below

Chilled

Chilled in bath

Sofa and staying here till bedtime

Well after a drive to tesco and back I've done naff all now I chillaxin on the sofa and doing not else

Watchin legally blonde
Then watchin x factor
Then watching an idiot abroad cause I missed it on Friday
Then I'm taking mrs rockliffe upstairs and I aint coming down till morning

Woop woop

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Sunday mornings

Woke up early this morning again, but was soon drifting in and out of dream land, Woken up just by the Gingin walking up the bed and promptly getting in between covers with us
Check the pictures below

Then Gingin and rusty two Both came For Yoghurt

So you can see my cats are just nutters

Well it Sunday morning and I just don't want to get out of bed lovin the snuggles of me julie
(even if I have recorded her snoring)

She would kill me if I put it on here lol

More later

The sun is out

Well the sun is out in this gorgeous Saturday I've really been very busy got up Benin to the doctors for the flu jab with orkun, luke and me julie , Irkun was let's say a bit nervous but it was funny, reminded me of luke when he used to have his done,Ns I'm the one who scared of needles pmsl

To continue with the hard work I came home and layed the wood flooring by the front door

Now just awaiting the the start of the Liverpool v man utd match

Word so far for the day ouch

Oooooh I blogging lots today

Well I've been awake and up
Since six, Why well I don't know had a good nights sleep suppose I went to bed early, But still eigh and a half hours sleep not to bad.

I have been productive since i got up, I've tried to sort my blogger out so it pastes to face book and twitter, Why well cause it used to fuckin work but suddenly stopped working last night. How did I solve it I had to download another blog posting app on the iPhone, It seems to work now.

Also weighed myself again Down to well Let's say I've lost another pound so all in all I've lost 6 to 7 pounds woop woop.

I've had my slim fast and now I suppose I'll be hungry till my next one lol

Still in an hours time gotta get up and pick orkun up he had a sleep over birthday party last night and this morning We all have our flu jabs

On a tech note lovin this neww app it seems too work seamlessly with the new iOS 5

And I messenger wicked

Awake

Awake and it six o clock in morning

Word for the day looks like being bollocks

More later

It's the weekend

Woop woop no foot ball no work happy days

More later


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A sunny out door blog post

Well what a Sunday morning the sun is out and it's my fifth wedding anniversary
Woop woop more post will follow today but for now I'm enjoying the sun




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Lovin Saturday afternoon

Well after a hot and sweaty nights sleep,woke up and dragged myself to work saturdays are crap cause you go in for just three n half hours but great cause u can get quite a bit done when the phones not ringing constantly

Came home and helped me Julie with the garden and I trimmed the hedge it needed doing

Now we sun bathing in garden yes sunbathing in the garden on the 1st of October and it about 29 degrees wow woop woop

Have to say though the local weirdo came and tried to help with the moving of the slabs don't think that I could of ignored him any more lol I love my vacant face expressions lol



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Beach life

Well after a very hard and hot week at work the weekend has finally arrived
So after the journey home I had a quick and cuddle from me Julie and then we and the boys headed of to the beach

Flicking sand at each other and some kisses with me Julie we had a picnic and as the sun went down I lit a fire withe the help of Luke and Orkun

Then we just sat and watched the last of the sun disappear below the horizon

With plenty of cuddles

Then home for chips

Good start to a weekend woop











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Monday Monday

What a day back to work
After a weekend off fun times it was a busy day but manageable got called out to come to the aid of Julie for an hour bless her love so much

Got home and chilled before going out to pick up Orkun from his friends

Now going to sit and chill and watch doc Martin with me Julie

Here's a picture of rusty two although she sitting normally now she was sitting funnily

Training course tomorrow p.a.t testing down at Colchester booooo lol


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Sunday two days of posting

What a Saturday spent with my family bit of stuff to do round the house ,and then we walked into town and found my self in pub (please see earlier post)

Had a chilled evening on sofa watching x factor and then I ended up in bed with a very attractive lady called me Julie love her long time lol

And now it's Sunday morning and gotta get up for Orkuns football if he scores a hat trick today that will be three hatricks in a roll

Still the sun out and it looks weather wise like a nice day woop woop

And in terms of DIY all I gotta do is stick a blind up

Catch ya all today

Me and Julie off to be a soccer mum and dad

Woop woop
Oi ref that not a tackle
Lol

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Pub lunch woop woop

Having a pub lunch with me Julie and boys plus golam

And on another plus footie I on the telly woop woop well timed

Just starting to calm down after the fiasco of bt

Works been hard this week but we always seem to soldier on and we have a good laugh so that eases it lol

Have really noticed that the lights have started to draw in and it twelve weeks to Xmas woop woop













Now for some food and footy

Love me Julie and boys loads

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Well fxxxin bt

Well what started out as a lovely Saturday bt have managed to fuck up

New broadband to be turned on by last night oh no now they have to cancel order and start over again cause mac code wrong even though they cannot process an order with out a mac code mmmmm I had three emails from them saying my order was excepted new router was on it's way and a text saying my broadband was on


One word sums them up

Tossers

Still having a calm down bath now awaiting call back from bt


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Saturdays woop woop

Saturdays


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Awake

And don't wanna be lol


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Work work work

Phew it's only Tuesday and what a week at work busy busy busy but not really gaining big orders apart from one huge one for eighteen vt1 tower lights woop woop

Miss being with me Julie and boys now back off holiday really do miss them so much

Ring went the phone all day

Boys have been good for me Julie today so happy about that

Tonight will be chilling watching falling skies with me Julie

And the photo of the day is of a Lilly from our pond sent to me by me Julie



And on a funny note rang the office just seven times cause winks was racing to the phone everytime he answered he said hello speedy hire Norwich Paul speaking to which I replied COCK
Pmsl
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Holidays woop woop

Well I was on the first day of my short holiday today just a little lie in then we got up and went to hospital in Norwich nothing major just about my sudden dumping syndrome lol

Then into Norwich with me Julie and we ended up spending fifty pounds of sky m and s vouchers so thank you very much sky

Unfortunately while we were out Orkun took it upon him self and have a strop session With Val both myself and Julie gave him a very stern talking to did it do any any good I dont think so he still wanted to argue at the end of it but we have to keep going in the hope of it eventually sinking in

Now just chilling Orkun in bath Luke watching telly with us

Orkun off to his dads still miss him even if he can be horrible



Gingin with me Julie

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Got the Internet working again

Well it's been a while

Mainly cause the Internet wasn't working but it is now

What we been doing loads and loads
Beach work beach hospital doctors you name it we been doing it lol



This was a great day down at Cromer started with a blood test and then onto the pier for some crab fishing caught none lol then onto the beach boys had a swim

The we climbed off the beach and up the hill to the light hose good walk great views fab company



Should be able too updated daily now Internet back on

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